Tuesday, 2 August 2011

Finding a life with a wife : Sense of Dilemma

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If you are a typical, single, Indian man who lives in Australia or any other European country, the time will come when it will dawn on you that the only chance you have to indulge in cage of wedded bliss which lies in the hallowed institution of the "Arranged Marriage". You probably left India when you were around twenty-one, having squandered your adolescence striving to get here. At this point, you are twenty-five or older, and have not been in touch with the general Indian female population for more than 4 years now. All the women you know back home are married. This manual is written for those of you who harbor hopes of acquiring abeautiful arranged bride. 

And if you are family person and love someone here like in Australia then obviously you get No No from your parents and offcourse my friend mentioned in his blog saying Living in Mid-Class saying how our families think and why do we “The non-understanding causes differences , i went in a stage and may be still in a stage where my parents refused to accept the change that their child i grown up , but it would be my mistake if i react opposite to the situation because they are my parents they expect a lot from me and so do i...” and its very well said in that.

So lets go ahead and think what you guys who are living abroad wants, as we all know that we can get endless girls overseas but the affectionate beauty which we want doesn’t reside here or moreover we don’t if she does you don’t want here to be that Types (boys do understand what i am trying to portrait). And the person who resides in India think going abroad is all about getting girls and Dollers and the only thing i say to them “ Get Up Dutch” its not all about that....Because finding a women of year dreams is not about One Night Stands which you might had with some Katie or jess but its about finding in the root names of India and i would say true love on which you can trust girls and they trust you on return.
And If you belong to the rarefied set of intellectuals to whom the external female form holds no charms, and those who evaluate others according to the quality of their inner selves, this manual is not for you. Before you stop reading, please accept my heartiest congratulations on your self control and ideological correctness.

Life is a double edged sword so the marriage and choice is.
Of course, before I even go about describing how to acquire beauty, it is necessary to define it. And this is where I expect the most disagreement. There will be those among you who proclaim, "But beauty is in the eye of the beholder!" And you would be partly right.
If you are a man who equates beauty to facial attractiveness, there is not much that this manual can do for you. You are a very fortunate man, for Indian women have the most beautiful faces of any race in the world. You have a very large pool to choose from, and you do not need much help in choosing, because you can look at each prospective bride's face and decide whether she is beautiful or not. 

No, this is written for those who would like their wife to have a good figure too. For you, the job is harder. Typically, Indian women do not get much physical exercise, and consequently, if they are not scrawny, tend to be on the overweight side. Why do you think sarees are so popular in India? Because they can hide all the embarrassing bulk! Some men think that Indian women do not have shapely legs by reasons of genetics. I say to them, check out the figures of the IA (ABCD to you politically incorrect guys) women. They are on par with anything I have seen on any other race. This is because IA women work out and take care to keep themselves in shape. You cannot go covering yourself up around here, not if you want to get dates. 

If you are one of those academic types who have not given much thought to the matter, or merely one of those blighters who like to ask intelligent questions to which you already know the answers, and ask me, "But why does one NEED a beautiful wife?" I would reply in my next Post soon.




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